Hello world!
January 26, 2008
Today I have decided to achieve two things start a blog and whip my room into shape. My room seems to be the harder of the two, especially due to its current status as a biohazard. However I will transform it from something akin to an Iraqi village, which has tasted American sponsored “freedom”, into a gleaming and shimmering monument to the wonders of cleanliness. Kim and Aggie will spontaneously orgasm at the site of my abode, however now that I have that image in my head they might have to contend with the sight of me spontaneously vomiting. My organisation skills will of course descend into chaos within milliseconds of my clean up, however those fleeting moments of order will be sweet enough to make the whole process worthwhile.
The same cannot be said about my constant need to search the internet for news stories concerning geeky-oriented movies and football. Especially as the writers’ strike is ever present and the mighty Arsenal are unlikely to buy any players (probably as a consequence of Wenger’s almost pathological need for bargains), the World Wide Web is currently barren of my favourite internet-based treats. Instead I find myself acting like a pot-head who has run out of weed, scavenging the ashtray searching for any remnants of smokable THC, collecting ash ridden spliff-butts or in this case superfluous articles, in order to ease the addiction,
In order to make this compulsion slightly more productive I have decided to share my useless tidbits of information on the web. Whether this will be a futile process, will be confirmed very swiftly. However as a big proponent of procrastination, I officially don’t care. So welcome one and all to yet another useless blog.
